FO'TOS

 Stand Up New York. New York City.

Stand Up New York. New York City.

  Selling "merchandise" after MC ing a show (It's a puppy…).     Toronto.

Selling "merchandise" after MC ing a show (It's a puppy…). 

Toronto.

 Yep. I'm worth 98. It was 200..but the other guy in the photo cancelled.

Yep. I'm worth 98. It was 200..but the other guy in the photo cancelled.

 Tiananmen Square. I look suspect...  Beijing. 

Tiananmen Square. I look suspect...

Beijing. 

 One serious photo. For the kids. 

One serious photo. For the kids. 

 You've probably seen this one enough already. NEXT  Photo by Christine Aubrey

You've probably seen this one enough already. NEXT

Photo by Christine Aubrey

 Kinda knowing how to pose for a photo. And I just slammed my head on a bannister.  Christine Aubrey

Kinda knowing how to pose for a photo. And I just slammed my head on a bannister.

Christine Aubrey

 Cobb's Comedy Club. San Francisco. Opening for Jon Lajoie.

Cobb's Comedy Club. San Francisco. Opening for Jon Lajoie.

 Thinking. Maybe I should say…"COMIC STRIP LIVE"  New York City.

Thinking. Maybe I should say…"COMIC STRIP LIVE"

New York City.

Comic Vision 2013- Steamwhistle Brewery Toronto. Danila Leontyev@LM Studio

Comic Vision 2013- Steamwhistle Brewery Toronto. Danila Leontyev@LM Studio

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 Absolute comedy Ottawa

Absolute comedy Ottawa

 The second best mustache in this photo.  My aunts Driveway. Westbrook, Ontario.

The second best mustache in this photo.

My aunts Driveway. Westbrook, Ontario.

  At the Occupy Ottawa event Oct 15, 2011. My outfit was inspired by Banksy. Patrick Doyle from the Canadian Press took this photo. It was picked up by the Associated Press and was featured in major media around the world. In Canada, the Toronto Star, Ottawa Citizen. And in at least fourteen other news sources from Europe to Japan.

At the Occupy Ottawa event Oct 15, 2011. My outfit was inspired by Banksy. Patrick Doyle from the Canadian Press took this photo. It was picked up by the Associated Press and was featured in major media around the world. In Canada, the Toronto Star, Ottawa Citizen. And in at least fourteen other news sources from Europe to Japan.

 Ottawa Citizen Article. You're welcome, jerks!

Ottawa Citizen Article. You're welcome, jerks!

 Great Wall. Pretty good pose.  Photo by Simon Seline

Great Wall. Pretty good pose.

Photo by Simon Seline

 That fuckin kid just stole my wallet! So that's what the expression "Shanghai'd" means.  Shanghai.

That fuckin kid just stole my wallet! So that's what the expression "Shanghai'd" means.

Shanghai.

 A delicacy in China.   Beijing.

A delicacy in China. 

Beijing.

 About to enjoy some rape.  Beijing. 

About to enjoy some rape.

Beijing. 

 The line up to get in to my show….you should have seen the line up to get out! HEYO!

The line up to get in to my show….you should have seen the line up to get out! HEYO!

 THAT is a nice KIA!  Shanghai Auto Show.

THAT is a nice KIA!

Shanghai Auto Show.

 On the Road…you find the strangest couches to crash on.   1000 islands. 

On the Road…you find the strangest couches to crash on. 

1000 islands. 

 Classy.

Classy.

 As Steamtrain Goldpower. Don't I look like I would be a great dictator?  Hosting a Sexual Overtones show in a defunct church. 

As Steamtrain Goldpower. Don't I look like I would be a great dictator?

Hosting a Sexual Overtones show in a defunct church. 

 With my co host. Mussolini.   Sexual Overtones show.

With my co host. Mussolini. 

Sexual Overtones show.

 The Time Traveller's Union. 2008-2011. CKCU FM OTTAWA. Amazing show.   Poster design: Oliver Gross

The Time Traveller's Union. 2008-2011. CKCU FM OTTAWA. Amazing show. 

Poster design: Oliver Gross

  Iqaluit, Nunavut. The locals didn't appreciate my humour. Or me theirs. After that show I almost crucified myself…. 

Iqaluit, Nunavut. The locals didn't appreciate my humour. Or me theirs. After that show I almost crucified myself…. 

 Stupid Sun! We got these now! You're obsolete. 

Stupid Sun! We got these now! You're obsolete. 

 WIth a Korean ROC soldier. North Korean border. 

WIth a Korean ROC soldier. North Korean border. 

 Ha Ha Cemetery.  They're all dead! Hahahaha….  Near the Bay of Fundy, New Brunswick.

Ha Ha Cemetery.

They're all dead! Hahahaha….

Near the Bay of Fundy, New Brunswick.

 A show I produced at my old High School. 

A show I produced at my old High School. 

 We're through the looking glass people.  Shanghai.  photo by Simon Seline 

We're through the looking glass people.

Shanghai.

photo by Simon Seline 

 Monkey farming ain't all shits n giggles. But mostly.  Kyoto, Japan.

Monkey farming ain't all shits n giggles. But mostly.

Kyoto, Japan.

 Telling him about the theory of Evolution. He's not impressed.   Kyoto, Japan

Telling him about the theory of Evolution. He's not impressed. 

Kyoto, Japan

 The Birth of Destruction.   Kyoto, Japan

The Birth of Destruction. 

Kyoto, Japan

 Rhino trouble…again.   Osaka Zoo, Japan

Rhino trouble…again. 

Osaka Zoo, Japan

 Rhino trouble.  Shanghai, China.

Rhino trouble.

Shanghai, China.

 Riding a shark.   London, England

Riding a shark. 

London, England

 On a gay horse.  country side, Ontario

On a gay horse.

country side, Ontario

 Just what I was thinking rat…just what I was thinking.   Looking for Banksys.  Toronto.

Just what I was thinking rat…just what I was thinking. 

Looking for Banksys.

Toronto.

 Get one..and save your life.

Get one..and save your life.

Fart Attack

Fart Attack

I am clearly not qualified to be an adult

 One box of Elephant Stool please. To go. 

One box of Elephant Stool please. To go. 

 The savings are unmatched.  Some store, Beverly Hills.

The savings are unmatched.

Some store, Beverly Hills.

 Bassoons are cool. But if a trumpet shows up….shiiit.  Shnaghai China. Don't even think about it French horn players.

Bassoons are cool. But if a trumpet shows up….shiiit.

Shnaghai China. Don't even think about it French horn players.

 Iqualuit Airport. And submarine.  Iqaluit, Nunavut.

Iqualuit Airport. And submarine.

Iqaluit, Nunavut.

 The A Team. Or Carter bookends.  Ottawa comedians... and best friends…awww  Nick Carter, Alex Wood, some guy, Trevor Thompson, Greg Schroder, Matt Carter

The A Team. Or Carter bookends.

Ottawa comedians... and best friends…awww

Nick Carter, Alex Wood, some guy, Trevor Thompson, Greg Schroder, Matt Carter

 Back from 'Nam. 

Back from 'Nam. 

 Movember….gone to HulkHogantember.  My house.

Movember….gone to HulkHogantember.

My house.