Geoff has met tons of Celebs!

See how cool he is as he stands in casual photos with these beautiful people and pretends to smile for two seconds! Sometimes he even has his arm around them, giving the illusion they are really his friends…

 

Meeting my hero Tony the Tiger. Later in life I learned he was responsible for giving me diabetes. Still…BEST DAY EVER!

Meeting my hero Tony the Tiger. Later in life I learned he was responsible for giving me diabetes. Still…BEST DAY EVER!


Excuse me? CHIEF ELECTORAL OFFICER FOR THE PROVINCE OF ONTARIO GREG ESSENSA!!!!! It really does't get any bigger than this. I'm such a lucky duck. 

Excuse me? CHIEF ELECTORAL OFFICER FOR THE PROVINCE OF ONTARIO GREG ESSENSA!!!!!

It really does't get any bigger than this. I'm such a lucky duck. 

The three of us back together at last! It was tough seeing 'Cook go to jail for so long. Dark day in history at the Fudgee-O factory after "the rampage". But he served his time and deserves a second chance. We lit it up in NYC that night…so much booze, so many women, 'Mo took a swing at a cop….good times!

The three of us back together at last!

It was tough seeing 'Cook go to jail for so long. Dark day in history at the Fudgee-O factory after "the rampage". But he served his time and deserves a second chance. We lit it up in NYC that night…so much booze, so many women, 'Mo took a swing at a cop….good times!

Me and MC Vagina. Some people know him as Jon Lajoie. But I only know him as McVag. In San Fran. 

Me and MC Vagina. Some people know him as Jon Lajoie. But I only know him as McVag. In San Fran. 

Me and my Grandma. She is the most famous person within my family. And probably the most famous on her street... and possibly the post office in her town. We ripped that puzzle to shit…and then re assembled it like pros.

Me and my Grandma. She is the most famous person within my family. And probably the most famous on her street... and possibly the post office in her town. We ripped that puzzle to shit…and then re assembled it like pros.

Me and Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird enjoying the Yuletide…whatever the fuck that means

Me and Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird enjoying the Yuletide…whatever the fuck that means

Me and JC. Some people love him…like, probably too much. Others don't. He's a real animal at parties..picks up sooo many chicks. He's got a sad story about his deadbeat dad abandoning him, so women pity him and think he's real sensitive. He's pretty chill. But don't believe the hype…he has told me that most of what people read about him is bullshit. He lives by his motto, "Fake it 'til you make it", which I admire . 

Me and JC.

Some people love him…like, probably too much. Others don't. He's a real animal at parties..picks up sooo many chicks. He's got a sad story about his deadbeat dad abandoning him, so women pity him and think he's real sensitive.

He's pretty chill. But don't believe the hype…he has told me that most of what people read about him is bullshit. He lives by his motto, "Fake it 'til you make it", which I admire . 

Jim Jefferies passed out on me.  Famous Australian comedians find the strangest places to pass out....on top of less famous Canadian comedians (Just For Laughs, Montreal 2014)

Jim Jefferies passed out on me. 

Famous Australian comedians find the strangest places to pass out....on top of less famous Canadian comedians (Just For Laughs, Montreal 2014)